hansel and gretelStarring: Jeremy Renner, Gemma Arterton, Famke Janssen, Peter Stormare & Derek Mears
Written and directed by Tommy Wirkola

Fairy tale siblings Hansel and Gretel grow up to hunt witches.

This tooth-rotting house
is made of stale candy corn,
sh!tty dialogue.

Grade: D

By Daniel J. Hoag
Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters is available now on Blu-ray and DVD.