Tag Archive: Norse

Thor 2Starring: Chris Hemsworth, Natalie Portman, Tom Hiddleston, Anthony Hopkins, Christopher Eccleston, Zachary Levi, Ray Stevenson, Idris Elba, Rene Russo, Kat Dennings & Stellan SkarsgÄrd
Written by Christopher L. Yost, Christopher Markus & Stephen McFeely
Directed by Alan Taylor

Thor must rely on his dangerous and untrustworthy brother, Loki, to help stop an evil Dark Elf from destroying the universe.

Since when does Asgard
look like Rivendell and fight
Dark Elves? #wheresgollum

Grade: B

By Daniel J. Hoag
Thor: The Dark World is playing now in theaters nationwide.

Haiku Review: Thor (2011)

Starring: Chris Hemsworth, Natalie Portman, Tom Hiddleston, Anthony Hopkins & Idris Elba
Screenplay by Ashley Edward Miller & Zack Stentz and Don Payne
Directed by Kenneth Branagh

After a consequential act of defiance causes him to be stripped of his power and banished from his homeworld of Asgard, the mighty yet arrogant warrior Thor must seek the wisdom and maturity needed to be worthy of his abilities again so that he may protect his realm from dangerous forces.

This god gets grounded
Portman peruses some pecs
Go on, get hammered

Grade: B+

By Daniel J. Hoag
Thor is now playing in theaters nationwide.