Tag Archive: Werewolves

hotel tStarring: Adam Sandler, Andy Samberg, Selena Gomez, Kevin James, Fran Drescher, Steve Buscemi & Molly Shannon, David Spade
Screenplay by Peter Baynham and Robert Smigel
Directed by Genndy Tartakovsky

Dracula opens a monsters-only resort, but finds his world upended when a human finds his way in and falls for his daughter.

This Hotel should be
condemned and all residents
deserve to be staked.

Grade: D+

By Daniel J. Hoag
Hotel Transylvania is available on Blu-ray and DVD tomorrow.

Starring: Johnny Depp, Michelle Pfeiffer, Helena Bonham Carter, Eva Green, Jackie Earle Haley, Jonny Lee Miller & Chloƫ Grace Moretz
Screenplay by Seth Grahame-Smith
Directed by Tim Burton

After being buried alive for nearly two centuries, a vampire returns to his homestead only to find dysfunctional ancestors and a vengeful witch waiting for him.

For a creative
guy, Burton sure wastes a lot
of time on remakes.

Grade: C+

By Daniel J. Hoag
Dark Shadows is now playing in theaters nationwide.

It’s been six years and four crappy Twilight movies since Kate Beckinsale last donned her leather get-up to play vampire Selene, burrowing her way into the hearts of fanboys around the world. This week she returns in Underworld: Awakening to once again wage war on the beastly Lycans and look good doing it. The Haiku Review thought it would be a good time to take a look back at the franchise and slap some syllables down on the not-so-guilty-pleasures. Continue reading

Starring: Brandon Routh, Sam Huntington, Anita Briem, Peter Stormare & Taye Diggs
Written by Thomas Dean Donnelly & Joshua Oppenheimer
Directed by Kevin Munroe

A private investigator of the supernatural tangles with vampires, werewolves and zombies as he tries to stop a sinister plot.

As enjoyable
as a plague of fleas, this Dog
needs to be put down.

Grade: D

By Daniel J. Hoag
Dylan Dog: Dead of Night is now available on Blu-ray and DVD.

Starring: Amanda Seyfried, Gary Oldman, Billy Burke, Julie Christie & Virginia Madsen
Written by David Leslie Johnson
Directed by Catherine Hardwicke

In a medieval village beseiged by a werewolf, a young woman is caught between the man she loves and the man she is arranged to marry.

Twilight dressed in Red.
Even the wolf might struggle
with swallowing this.

Grade: D+

By Daniel J. Hoag
Red Riding Hood is available on Blu-ray and DVD on 6/14/11.