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Haiku Review: Gravity (2013)

gravityStarring: Sandra Bullock & George Clooney
Written by Alfonso Cuarón & Jonás Cuarón
Directed by Alfonso Cuarón

After an accident sets them adrift in space, a medical engineer and an astronaut must figure out a way to survive.

Sadly, not a true
account of Sandra Bullock
getting lost in space.

Grade: A

By Daniel J. Hoag
Gravity is playing now in theaters nationwide.

TX ChainsawStarring: Alexandra Daddario, Dan Yeager, Tremaine “Trey Songz” Neverson & Tania Raymonde
Screenplay by Adam Marcus & Debra Sullivan and Kristen Elms
Directed by John Luessenhop

A young woman inherits a Texas farmhouse where she discovers her connection to a chainsaw-wielding murderer.

You’re not supposed to
“like” the psychopath, just how
he butchers assholes.

Grade: C-

By Daniel J. Hoag
Texas Chainsaw is now available on Blu-ray and DVD.